CAAARRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

death-by-lulz:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

did-you-kno:

Source

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

hannahwillloveyou:

So when I was 5 I wanted a phone so I kept begging my parents for a phone, and of course they said no, so I started asking the people from the little verizon and sprint shacks if they had any old demo phones I could have. And this is what happened….

hannahwillloveyou:

So when I was 5 I wanted a phone so I kept begging my parents for a phone, and of course they said no, so I started asking the people from the little verizon and sprint shacks if they had any old demo phones I could have. And this is what happened….

head-up-in-theclouds:

Hshaha
pissmyselflaughing:

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